Total Medals Earned: 483 (From 78 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,580 Points
Medals Earned: 5/8 (200/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/150 points)
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/80 points)
Get the first + sign
Bounce with a wall for the first time
Bounce at least 5 times simultaneously
Collect at least 80 signs
Achieve 5000 experience points
Finish all game tests
Medals Earned: 13/20 (65/190 points)
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
It's a trick question anyway!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
But there's something wrong!
IGP is the b055!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
That's a good way to end a conversation.
Me want cookie!!
He has his nose back!
I was never good at remembering names.
Aw, poor clown.
He's on channel 1337.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 4/13 (95/365 points)
Visit Gisbee
Make it through the first trap unscathed
Complete the path of the Wizard
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Meet the bear
Survive a shipwreck
Ride a narwhal
Complete the path of the Narwhal
Complete the path of the Spirit
Complete every path
Medals Earned: 99/100 (495/500 points)
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Man this would look nice on your wall!
Thanks!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
Start a new game.
other stuff...
You ticket to medals!
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
Get everything!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Beat the game
Beat the game without taking damage